oh-oh, they're on to evil ceep

[Guest guest]

Do you know airport screeners confiscated my blender at airport on way back

from SaN FRAN two weeks ago? Blender blades. ooooooooooooohhh, wicked ceep.

Gonna take over the foodcart by like ripping my suitcase out of the overhead,

and dragging the blender out of its styrofoam nest in its taped shut box, and

quick put on the glass blender jar like a gauntlet, you know with the glass

jar over my hand, with the blades pointed outward (which I have somehow glued

wrong-side out with elmers glue or some real fast acting glue.) Look out!

Touche. There and there! Take that, and that! Give me those stale pretzels or

else. (grin) (oooooooooooooooooh, or else I will make you DRINK PROTEIN with

me, my little pretty.....hehehehehehehhehahahahahahah-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Geez.

love,

ceep G-MOM