Guest guest Posted November 13, 2002 Report Share Posted November 13, 2002 I am borrowing this from my friend, Lynn, in Florida. I thought it seemed so appropriate for all of us Grads... Hope you enjoy! Subject: Love Dress A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room. " What are you doing? " she asked. " I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in- law answered. " But you're naked! " the mother-in-law exclaimed. " This is my love dress, " the daughter-in-law explained. " Love dress? But you're naked! " " My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. " It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me. " The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. " What are you doing? " he asked. " This is my love dress " she whispered, sensually. " Needs ironing, " he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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