Re: [MSA]-OOPS >Bill

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Bill:

To much social life is why your losing your hair...)

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Subject: Re: -OOPS

Mike,

Getting too short for your weight is just a sign of getting older. When I

was in my teens I was about 120 pounds and 5' 11 " I got married at 21 and

went into the Air Force about two years later and found I was 6' 0" and 137

pounds (knew those pants were getting tight ) When I got out of the

service at 30 I was 157 pounds and still 6' tall At 45 my arms got too short

and I had to get reading glasses. At 50 I was up to about 180 pounds (ideal

for a 6 foot man). However, my head started growing through the top of my

hair. By 60 I was up to 200 pounds (but now only about 5' 11.5" tall) I

turn 65 next month and hope I will be back down to under 200 pounds (lost 10

pounds since Christmas ) Need to change glasses again as the newspaper can

only be read from across the room now ) BUT I can see road signs before

anyone iin the family ) Head is rapidly growing through the top of my hair

too, all my hair is growing faster on my chin and the rest of my body, I

could pass for Moses or Santa in a week )

There are advantages to getting older though. I only have to pay $6 to get

into the movies now (adults are $8.50). Since I am retired, I don't have to

drive the Beltway in rush hour. And when I go in to buy a new car, I tell

them the price I am willing to pay and they say okay ) Of course I looked

up the price on the internet and at the Credit Union first ) I also paid a

one time charge of $10 and got a lifetime pass to all the US National Parks,

so far that has saved me about $50 and I intend to make it cost about a penny

a visit for the pass ) Darn Aussie's don't give discounts on airfare to

senior citixens though - at least not Quantas ( Most airlines in the

states have a senior discount also.

Take care, Bill Werre