Subject: Re: Subject: Subject: Re: Faithful...Vera, Deborah

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Ok! Deborah:

I just want to know what you did last night to make the nurse's laugh? You know I'm keeping notes of all these things . I'm calling it Deborah list of how tooo's make the nurses nuts or thing's to pass the time and make life fun while in the hospital. And! you have to know I just loved the song. I don't know what it is about that tune "oh where has my little dog gone" but that seem's to be the song that most people pick to change the word's on, when your bored or waiting for something. I know I did it when I was talking to my friend Dolly on IM's and she had a phone call and said she would be right back. Well I waited and waited and waited, then I got bored and starting singing and writting the word down to her in the Im's. It turned out to be the longest im's message waiting for her when she got back. Oh! where Oh! where has Dolly gone, oh! where oh! where can she be? With her hair cut short and her eyes so brown .Oh! where oh! where can she be. (hey! come to think about it she hasn't left me for along phone call since...wonder why? )

Keep the list coming, but make sure this is the last time that you are there in the hospital . I love the list of how toooo's, but don't think the nurses can take to many more belly laughs . I think it's time for you to go home and make other's laugh. Like us here on this group.

I think I'm older then you and you know what they say... you got to listen to people who are older then you. Anyway you know I'm right ....Time for you to be home and out of those hospital's

Keep smiling...

Hugs Vera

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Subject: Re: Subject: Subject: Re: Faithful...Vera, Deborah

The nurse walked in around 4 A.M. and had to leave the room.. I quietly got

out of bed to see what she wanted. I found her leaning against a wall, hand

on her stomach and bent over laughing hysterically with tears rolling down

her cheeks.

Hey, I thought it was a good idea and since I am bigger than I was the last

time I did it, I simply put the laptop on the dinner tray table that rolls

over the bed, pulled the cover up over the pc and me and then double

darkened the room by putting my bathroab on top of it all.

Upon entering the room, you see a 59 year old man lying on a couch in his

clothes and a blanket snoring... pan to your right and there is an

illuminating glow coming out of this triangular nest in the middle of the

electric hospital bed... of couse the knees were raised so the dystonia of

the right foot was doing it's own thing at the end of the bed... no face, no

body could be found... wiggling at the end of the bed, triangular lit

oraface and that it.

Sung to the tune of oh where oh where has my little dog gone.

oh where, oh where did my brain damaged patient go

Oh where, oh where can she be

With a hole in her head

and a rash on her bod

oh where oh where could she be

I'm sure other tunes could be made up with much more interesting lyrics but

heck it's late and what does a 40 year old woman who gets caught in this

position do to justify it? I didn't want to wake my husband does not

superseed the sheer oddity of it all.. so laugh away ladies and gents...

I'll try to deflect the little embarrasments that you go through...

Think about it... now when someone says, I can't belive you did that.. you

can respond with... well, at least i didn't do what tenacity did.... blaa

blaa blaaa blaa blaa.

stayed home tonight so i'll be online until i get tired... yahoo im

name is tenacitywins2 and .Net name is tenacitywins@h... if any of

you are up and around. I'm usually hiding so im me anyway.

Hugs and warm fuzzies,

Deborah