This morning's quiz

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1. I woke up with a really poopy attitude. I should:

A. Yell at my kids and husband and give them a poopy brain too,

since misery loves company.

B. Stay in bed and pretend I'm sick and make everyone fend for

themselves.

C. Steal a bunch of candy from the kids' Halloween bag because

everyone know chocolate relieves depression.

D. Go to the gym and get those endorphins pumping.

2. I'm making school lunches, the kids are fighting at the breakfast

table, the hubby is barking at them, the whining dogs are scratching

the glass doors and the cat's madly meowing for breakfast and is

scratching the couch until I feed her. I feel like screaming. I

should:

A. Lick the mayonaise off the knife when making lunches, pop a few

Oreos and eat a slice or two of sandwich cheese.

B. Slam the knife down on the counter, yell at everyone to shut up

and throw 2 bucks at each kid and tell them to buy lunch today.

C. Steal a bunch of candy from the kids' Halloween bags,

especially the malted milk balls and tootsie rolls because they're my

favorite, everyone knows chocolate relieves stress, and I deserve a

reward for being so tolerant.

D. Go to the gym and pedal my brains out until the stress is

relieved.

3. The kids are finally packed up and off to the car after a

hellacious morning and as we walk out the door, hubby sleepily comes

up the stairs in his robe rubbing his eyes with a big dopey grin on

his face. I should:

A. Tell him sarcastically " Thanks for all your help this morning "

hoping it will wipe that smirk off his face.

B. Vow not to do the laundry today or cook him dinner since he

never does anything for ME and hope he starves and realizes how much

I do for him.

C. Go back into the kitchen and steal candy from the kids'

Halloween bags because what's the use, I might as well give up and

get fat because this is all too much for me and I can't do it all by

myself.

D. Go to the gym and take my time afterwards with a long hot

shower and chat with my girlfriends, then head to the beautiful beach

for a walk with the dogs while hubby is at work in an office earning

the bacon.

So how'd you do?

I'm off to the gym. See you later aliigator!

Vicki A.