whole burger - first time last night

[Guest guest]

Well, thanks guys. Up until now, the most I could eat was a whataburger

with the top bun thrown away. Thanks to talking and salivating about

burgers for two straight days now, I went to a party last night where they

were cooking hamburgers out on the grill. Not only had we talked about them

for two days, I had to smell the grill for 30 minutes until mine was ready.

Thanks to my overly-stimulated taste buds, I ate the whole thing. I chewed

it to smithereens and almost left a token bite so I didn't have to live with

the fact that I did it, but the fact is I did.

Please, let's not start talking about Italian Cream Cake or anything.

in Austin

RNY April 1998