humor from george relles

[Guest guest]

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your

feet?

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I lately lost a preposition:

It hid, I thought, beneath my chair.

And angrily I cried: " Perdition!

Up from out of in under there! "

Correctness is my vade mecum,

And straggling phrases I abhor;

And yet I wondered: " What should he come

Up from out of in under for? "

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BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING SO FAST.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying " No Hard Feelings " .

Illiterate? Write For Help.

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... (Seen Upside Down On A

Jeep)

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The KidsIn Touch.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.