on age My relatives Say from evil ceep and reg. ceep

November 2, 2002

Hi everyone, evil ceep here: I 've got regular ceep slaving away cleaning the

bathroom right now and just thought I would tell you how things are from my

point of view about age: between vitalady and regular ceep, they are 120

years old. Vitalady is 20, ceep is 100. and Doc Carolyn is their little

sister and she is only about 16 possibly going on 15--the age that everyone

is most wise and knows it. Oh,. hey here she comes, gotta go.....

Hey Hi, ceep here, was anyone here while I was gone? Hey, my keyboard seems

to have been moved. Well, everything else looks undisturbed. Hey I just

wanted to tell you how things are from my point of view a little about being

older:

You know, " they say.... " (who the heck are these " they " people anyway, ever

wonder that? Well in this case this is what is said in my family--just

remember they are from the old country....grin. Like Dave Barry, I swear, I

am not making this up...

My grandmother Caterin says that when you get to be a certain age, (I think

past 50) you get to take the first number off and whatever is left is what

you REALLY are.

My one uncle Tovar says that it is possible to live as many years as you have

I.Q. points. (all the more reason to take care of your mind---as though we

all still had one---chortle, chortle)

My grandmother Caterin say, take your real age, reverse it, and that is how

wise you are. (Great, when you're 27, you're wise 72 years worth, but when

you're 90, you're only 9 years old worth--sure that makes sense to me---)

My Uncle Tovar say that you can not only start a fire but heat the whole

house with it all winter long if you just don't blow out the candles after

age 60. (And use a giant cake and full size tapers---grin. I don't know maybe

that cake should be mad of peat moss with manure dressing, and then of

course, you're gonna have to cut a way big smoke hole in your roof)

I, ceep, say that age spots are there to entertain you, like connect the dots

and find the hidden animal in this picture.

I think that the reason age makes you forgetful is so you can REALLY REALLY

remember there is only one important challenge-thrill in life, and that is

love. ( and not some wimpy hallmark foo-foo version of love, but REAL,

fierce, bodacious, thrillingly colorful, tender and wild love.

Really I just wanted to make all you brave folks laugh today...

love, ceep

and e.c. hahahhahahahaha

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