Guest guest Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he has ever seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. " Look at the two beautiful daughters fathered. " Then he gave her a stern look and asked, " Have you been fooling around on me? " The wife just smiled sweetly and said, " Not this time. " >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he'd finished she paid him and said, " I'm going to make a... well... unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret. " The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. " Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man... " The repairman could hardly speak, " Yes, yes! " " And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door... " Yes, yes! " " Would you help me move the refrigerator? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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