Guest guest Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 This will have you laughing! Judy O SUPER GRANNY > > An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found > four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her > shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at > the > top of her voice, " I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of > the > car, you scumbags! " > The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, but got out and ran like > mad. > The lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags in the > back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that > she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, to > no > avail. > And then it dawned on her why. > A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces > farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police > station. > The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two > with > laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale > males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman described as > white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and > carrying > a large handgun. > No charges were filed. > > > > ---- End Included Message ---- > > > > > > > > > > > > > ----------------- > Sign up for a free BET.com email account > http://www.bet.com > Where We Web > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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