Guest guest Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 Very funny! Ebjoy! Judy Funny One > > > A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and, while sitting at his > > regular > > table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. > > He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of > > Merlot > > to be sent over to her-knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The > > waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this > > is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note > > over > > to the man. The note read: " For me to accept this bottle, you need to have > > a > > Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in > > your > > pants. " > > The man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it > > read: > > " Just so you know-I happen to have a Range Rover, BMW, and a Mercedes in > > my garage; plus I have over two million dollars in the bank: But, not even > > for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off my penis! > > Just > > send the bottle back. > > > > > > > > > > \!!!/ > > (o o) > > ---oo0-(_)-0oo--- > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.