Fw: Kitchen Signs...Enjoy!

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Fwd: Kitchen Signs...Enjoy!

>I need every one of these signs for MY kitchen!!

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>>Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 07:36:33 -0800

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>>SIGNS FOUND IN KITCHENS

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>>1. Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!

>>2. Martha doesn't live here!!

>>3. I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!

>>4. So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!

>>5. Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it yourself!

>>6. I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!

>>7. If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

>>8. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

>>9. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

>>10. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

>>11. COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

>>12. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

>>13. If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.

>>14. You may touch the dust in this house...but please don't write in it!

>>15. Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down,

>>converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

>>16. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

>>17. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap

>>18. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

>>19. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

>>20. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never

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>>to be amused.

>>21. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

>>22. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

>>23. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to

>>lead normal lives.

>>24. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.

>>25. Gardening forever . . . Housework, never!

>>26. Dull women have immaculate houses.

>>27. I'd live life in the fast lane but I am married to a speed bump.

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