Fwd: Kids-think or say

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Glenda

KIDS MIND

A couple of little girls were playing on the playground at

kindergarten

recently. One suggested to the other that they play house. She said I

will be the wife and you can be the ex-wife.

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A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was

reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said,

" And lead us

not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. AMEN. "

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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On

returning

home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens

and two girl kittens. " How did you know, " his mother asked? " Daddy

picked them up and looked underneath, " he replied. " I think it's

printed

on the bottom. "

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Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed

the left was on the right foot. " Son, your shoes are on the wrong

feet. "

He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, " Don't kid me, Mom.

I KNOW they're MY feet. "

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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, " If anyone

has

to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers. " A little voice from the

back

of the room asked, " How will that help? "

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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began

putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers

and spread them all over the table. " What are you doing? " his mother

asked.

The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken, " the boy

explained.

" I'm looking for the seal. "

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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, " The man

named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his

wife looked back and was turned to salt. " His son asked, " What

happened

to the flea? "

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, , 5, and , 3.

The

boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother

saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. " If Jesus were sitting here,

He

would say, " Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait. "

turned

to his younger brother and said, " , you be Jesus! "

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A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son

ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a sea

gull lay dead in the sand. " Daddy, what happened to him? " the son

asked.

" He died and went to Heaven, " the dad replied. The boy thought a moment

and then said, " Did God throw him back down? "

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After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, " When I grow

up, I'm

going to give you some money. " " Well, thank you, " the pastor replied,

" but

why? "

" Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever

had. "

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