Guest guest Posted April 13, 2001 Report Share Posted April 13, 2001 Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, went straight around to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning." Horrified, suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh no," her gran replied, "we had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs." She paused,and wiped away a tear. "If it weren't for that damn ice cream truck going past, he'd still be alive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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