Guest guest Posted March 14, 2001 Report Share Posted March 14, 2001 >> > > >> > > Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent >> > over >> > > the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would >> > > get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old >> > > Army pistol and made the decision to shoot >> > > herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken >> > > in the first place. >> > > >> > > Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become >> > > a vegetable and burden someone, she called her >> > > doctor's office to as to just exactly where the heart >> > > would be on a woman. >> > > >> > > The doctor said, " Your heart would be just below >> > > your left breast. " >> > > >> > > Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the >> > > hospital with a gunshot wound to her hip. >> > > >> > > >> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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