Guest guest Posted April 6, 2001 Report Share Posted April 6, 2001 > > > > > > There was a minister whose wife was expecting a baby. So the minister = > > > > > went to the congregation and asked for a raise in salary.=20 > > >=20 > > > After much consideration and discussion they passed a rule that=20 > > > when the minister's family expanded, so would his paycheck.=20 > > >=20 > > > After 5 or 6 children, this started to get expensive so the = > > congregation=20 > > > decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the minister's pay = > > situation.=20 > > > As you can imagine, there is much yelling and bickering.=20 > > >=20 > > > Finally, the minister got up and spoke to the crowd. " Having=20 > > > children is an act of God! " he said.=20 > > >=20 > > > In the back of the room, a little old man with a full beard stood up = > > and,=20 > > > in his frail voice said, " Point of information -- snow and rain are = > > also=20 > > > acts of God,------ but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers! " =20 > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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