Fw: A VISIT TO A MONASTEY

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> > << A CATHOLIC CAT HOUSE

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> > A man is driving and sees a sign by the road which reads:

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> > SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION -10 MILES.

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> > He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on.

> > Soon, he sees another sign which says...SISTERS OF MERCY

> > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES.

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> > Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on and sure enough,

> > there is a third...

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> > SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT

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> > His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the driveway.

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> > On the far side of the parking lot, is a somber stone building with

> > a sign on the door that reads...

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> > SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION.

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> > He climbs the steps, rings the bell and the door is answered by

> > a nun in a long black habit, who asks, " What may we do for you my son? "

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> > " I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly

> > doing some business, " he answers.

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> > " Very well, my son. Please follow me, " says the nun.

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> > He is led through many winding passages, and soon he is very

> > disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,

> " Please,

> > knock on this door " and leaves.

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> > The man does as he is told and this door is opened by another nun

> > in a long black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs:

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> > " Please place $50.00 in the cup, then go through the large wooden

> > door at the end of this hallway. "

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> > He places the money in this nun's tin cup. He trots eagerly down

> > the hallway and slips through the door, pulling it shut. As the

> > door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing

> > another small sign:

> > " Go in Peace. You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy. "

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