Guest guest Posted March 31, 2001 Report Share Posted March 31, 2001 > > > > An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken on > his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know > who is going in with him. > > > > He replies, " Well, my pet chicken, of course! " > > " I'm sorry, " The girl tells him. " We can't allow animals in the theater. " > > The guy goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his pants. > > > > He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. > > Inside > > the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to > > squirm. > > The man unzips his pants so the chicken can stick its head out > > and watch the movie. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks > > over at his lap and is horrified. > > > > She elbows her friend and whispers, " Blanche, this man over here has just > unzipped his pants! " > > Blanche whispers back, " Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen > > one, you've seen them all. " > > > > Clara says, " I know, but this one's...... EATING MY > > POPCORN! " > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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