joke

[Guest guest]

A man, while playing on the front nine of acomplicated golf course, became confused as to where hewas on the course.Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.He walked up to her, explained his confusion andasked her if she knew what hole he was playing.She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are ahole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."He thanked her and went back to his golf. On theback nine the same thing happened; and he approachedher again with the same request. She said, "I'm onthe 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you mustbe on the 13th hole."Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.He finished his round and went to the clubhouse wherehe saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar.He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.The bartender said that she was a sales lady andplayed the course often.He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drinkin appreciation for your help.I understand that you arein the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do yousell?"She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh.""No, I won't.""Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work forTampax."With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost hisbreath.She said, "See I knew you would laugh.""That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied."I'm asalesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behindyou!

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