Fw: Marathon - still a funny one!

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> > This woman was having an affair during the day

> > while her husband was at work. One day she was

> > in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her

> > husband's car pull in the driveway.

> >

> > She yelled at the boyfriend " Hurry! Grab your clothes

> > and jump out the window; my husband is home early! "

> >

> > The boyfriend looked out the window and said, " I

> > can't jump out the window! It's raining like crazy

> > out there and I'm naked! "

> >

> > She said, " If my husband catches us in here, he

> > will kill both of us! "

> >

> > So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped

> > out the window! When he landed outside he was

> > in the middle of a " running marathon, " so he started

> > to run along beside the others - only he was still in

> > the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.

> >

> > One of the runners asked, " Do you always run in

> > the nude? "

> >

> > He answered, while gasping for breath, " Oh yes,

> > It feels so freeing having the air blow over my skin

> > while I'm running. "

> >

> > Another runner then asked the nude lover, " Do you

> > always run carrying your clothes on your arm? "

> >

> > The naked lover answered breathlessly, " Oh yes.

> > That way I can get dressed at the end of the run

> > and get in my car and just go straight home without

> > a shower! "

> >

> > The marathon runner then asked, " Do you always

> > wear a condom when you run? "

> >

> > The nude man answered, " Only if it's raining. "

> >

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