Try And Try as they may......

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Hello Family,

After my last posting, I thought we could use a laugh. I hope no one is familiar with this situation!

God Bless.

Judy & Jim Stark

> >SPERM COUNT> >> >An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to> get a sperm> >count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,> "Take this jar> >home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."> >> >The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the> doctor's> >office and gave him the jar, which was as clean> and empty as> >on the previous day.> >> >The doctor asked what happened and the man> explained:> >"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my> right hand, but> >nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still> nothing. "Then> >I asked my wife for help. She tried with her> right hand, then> >her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,> first with the> >teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still> nothing.> >> >"We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and> she tried> >too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she> even tried> >squeezin' it between her knees, but still> nothing."> >> >The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"> >> >The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we> tried we> >still couldn't get the jar open!"