Guest guest Posted April 24, 2001 Report Share Posted April 24, 2001 STILL LOVE ME? > > Milton came into his wife's room one day. " If I > were, say, > disfigured, would you still love me, " he asked her. > > " Darling, I'll always love you, " she said calmly, > filing her nails. > > " How about if I became impotent, couldn't make love > to you any more? " > he asked anxiously. > > " Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you, " she > told him, buffing > her nails. > > " Well, how about if I lost my job as vice > president? " Milton went on, > if I weren't pulling in six figures any more. Would > you still love me > then? " > > The woman looked over at her husband's worried face. > " Milton, I'll > always love you, " she reassured him, " but most of > all, I'll really > miss you. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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