Fw: And A Child Shall Lead Them

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> > The mind of a six year old is wonderful.

> > First grade....... true story

> >

> > One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three

Little

> > Pigs to her class.

> > she came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to

> > accumulate the building

> > materials for his home.

> >

> > She read " ...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full

> > of straw and

> > said, " pardon me sir,but may I have some of that straw to build my

> > house?' "

> >

> > The teacher paused and then asked the class, " and what do you think the

> > man said? "

> >

> > One little boy raised his hand and said, " I think he said 'Holy Shit ! A

> > talking pig!' "

> >

> > And the teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.