Guest guest Posted March 9, 2001 Report Share Posted March 9, 2001 --------------------- The Hotline The telephone rings and an answering machine answers... "Welcome to the psychiatric hotline... If you are obsessive compulsive, please press one repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid/delusional, we know who you are, what you want, just stay on the line so that we can trace your call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press....no one will answer anyway." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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