Guest guest Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo >toys. > >The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. > >Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her >first day promptly at 8:00 AM. > >The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. > >The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. > >He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, >putting the entire production line behind schedule. > >The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men >march down to the factory floor. > >When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me >Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. > >At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me >Elmo's. > >She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. > >The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it >around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between >Elmo's legs. > >The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. > >After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches >Lena. > >"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I >think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." > >"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. > >If you don't send this to five friends right away, there will be five fewer >people laughing in the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Great joke, Racie Tracie! Thanks for the laugh! Ramblin' Rose Moderator All-in-one security and maintenance for your PC. Get a free 90-day trial! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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