GOBO — NOTE FOR CYNTHIA

[Guest guest]

cynthia, you are a pillar of strength! i look forward to the day when

you are back with us, sharing the stories of the road you have traveled

and reflecting on your hardship as a distant memory.

here's some jokes that will perhaps help pass the time...

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th

wedding anniversary. The husband yells, " When you die, I'm getting

you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever.' "

" Yeah? " she replies, " When you die, I'm getting *you* a headstone that

reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.' "

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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife " Mother of

Six " in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go

home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, " Shall we go home now, Mother of

Six? "

His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back,

" Anytime you're ready, Father of Four! "

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A fellow claimed his dog was so talented that it could do anything it

was commanded to. The challenge was taken up by a friend who threw a

stick a distance and commanded the dog, " Fetch! "

The dog looked up at him and began a diatribe: " All day long people tell

me what to do. Roll over! Jump! Go through the fiery hoop! Good dog. Bad

dog. Sit! Heel! Eat this! Don't eat that! I can't take it anymore. It's

no fun being a dog. I hate it. I wish I'd never been born!

The man interrupted the dog and told him with a sense of outrage,

" All I asked you to do was fetch! "

The dog answered back with surprise, " Ohhhhh! I thought you said

'kvetch.' "

we'll be seeing you soon!

erika

5'2 " , 281.5#, bmi 52

surgery date 7.30.01, or as soon as i'm called.

dr. herron