Guest guest Posted May 1, 2001 Report Share Posted May 1, 2001 A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, " Supersex! Supersex! " . She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she again said, " Supersex! " He sat silently for a moment or two looking up at her and finally answered, " I'll take the soup " . ----------- Comment: after the DS surgery, with no real food having passed my lips, even if it were not a little old lady, I'd take the soup, too. --Steve (switch tomorrow) -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 1, 2001 Report Share Posted May 1, 2001 Steve; This is hysterical!! I LOVE silly jokes like this; I think loves jokes like this. By the way, my OWN father also loves jokes like this too but he didn't just get switched! ;-} There is a saying that 'laughter is the best medicine' and I believe there's a lot of truth to it. She's supposed to get closed tomorrow so I hope she doesn't split a stitch! Thanks so much for sharing this with her. She so much enjoys your posts. hugs, gobo " Sometimes We Never Know How We Influence the Lives of Others, Yet We Touch Those Lives Just the Same " > A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. > As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, > " Supersex! Supersex! " . > > She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at > him, she again said, " Supersex! " > > He sat silently for a moment or two looking up at her and finally > answered, " I'll take the soup " . > > ----------- > Comment: after the DS surgery, with no real food having passed my > lips, even if it were not a little old lady, I'd take the soup, too. > > --Steve (switch tomorrow) > -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 1, 2001 Report Share Posted May 1, 2001 Steve; This is hysterical!! I LOVE silly jokes like this; I think loves jokes like this. By the way, my OWN father also loves jokes like this too but he didn't just get switched! ;-} There is a saying that 'laughter is the best medicine' and I believe there's a lot of truth to it. She's supposed to get closed tomorrow so I hope she doesn't split a stitch! Thanks so much for sharing this with her. She so much enjoys your posts. hugs, gobo " Sometimes We Never Know How We Influence the Lives of Others, Yet We Touch Those Lives Just the Same " > A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. > As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, > " Supersex! Supersex! " . > > She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at > him, she again said, " Supersex! " > > He sat silently for a moment or two looking up at her and finally > answered, " I'll take the soup " . > > ----------- > Comment: after the DS surgery, with no real food having passed my > lips, even if it were not a little old lady, I'd take the soup, too. > > --Steve (switch tomorrow) > -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 1, 2001 Report Share Posted May 1, 2001 Steve; This is hysterical!! I LOVE silly jokes like this; I think loves jokes like this. By the way, my OWN father also loves jokes like this too but he didn't just get switched! ;-} There is a saying that 'laughter is the best medicine' and I believe there's a lot of truth to it. She's supposed to get closed tomorrow so I hope she doesn't split a stitch! Thanks so much for sharing this with her. She so much enjoys your posts. hugs, gobo " Sometimes We Never Know How We Influence the Lives of Others, Yet We Touch Those Lives Just the Same " > A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. > As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, > " Supersex! Supersex! " . > > She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at > him, she again said, " Supersex! " > > He sat silently for a moment or two looking up at her and finally > answered, " I'll take the soup " . > > ----------- > Comment: after the DS surgery, with no real food having passed my > lips, even if it were not a little old lady, I'd take the soup, too. > > --Steve (switch tomorrow) > -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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