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I was FOTFLOL when I received this; hope laughing doesn't cause any pain:

At a nursing home in Miami, Florida, a group of

>> Senior Citizens were sitting around talking about

>> their ailments:

>> " My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of

>> coffee, " said one.

>> " Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even

>> see my coffee, " replied another.

>> " I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in

>> my neck, " said a third, to which several nodded

>> weakly in agreement.

>> " My blood pressure pills make me dizzy, " ....another went on.

>> " I guess that's the price we pay for getting old, "

>> winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

>> Then there was a short moment of silence..........

>> " Well, it's not that bad, " said one woman

>> cheerfully. " Thank God we can all still drive. "

> Re: Sunday update on

>

> Hi Gobo,

> Thanks for the posts. Just finished printing them out.

> seemed quite a bit better yesterday, they have been giving her

> real food and she seems to be tolerating it well.

>

> She took a long walk down the hall yesterday to visit

> family and sounds much better. She asked when you thought

> you would be at the hospital. I hope to meet you also. I told her

> that when she is well, that I would like to go to one of the support

> group meetings and meet some of these wonderful people that

> she loves so much.

>

> The infection that we thought was in the feeding tube was

> actually in the drain tube.

>

> She is in much better spirits and I so far am feeling much

> relieved. I just want it to keep up.

>

> None of the doctors were in to see her yesterday, so I

> told her that when she sees Dr. Deveny today to have him sit his

> butt down and answer some questions...on the infection and

> everything else. He pops in and out so fast that she does not

> really get to many answers.

>

> I talked to her on the phone this morning and she sounded

> almost like the old . I won't got to the hospital today, but

> will tomorrow. I will call her later however.

>

> Take Care and thank everyone again for their continued support ,

> Her entire family loves them and you!!!!

> Love,

> G

>

>

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