Re: GOBO - NOTE FOR CYNTHIA

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GOBO - NOTE FOR CYNTHIA

> cynthia, you are a pillar of strength! i look forward to the day when

> you are back with us, sharing the stories of the road you have traveled

> and reflecting on your hardship as a distant memory.

>

> here's some jokes that will perhaps help pass the time...

>

> A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th

> wedding anniversary. The husband yells, " When you die, I'm getting

> you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever.' "

> " Yeah? " she replies, " When you die, I'm getting *you* a headstone that

> reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.' "

>

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>

> A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

> He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife " Mother of

> Six " in spite of her objections.

>

> One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go

> home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

> He shouts at the top of his voice, " Shall we go home now, Mother of

> Six? "

>

> His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back,

> " Anytime you're ready, Father of Four! "

>

> -----

>

> A fellow claimed his dog was so talented that it could do anything it

> was commanded to. The challenge was taken up by a friend who threw a

> stick a distance and commanded the dog, " Fetch! "

>

> The dog looked up at him and began a diatribe: " All day long people tell

>

> me what to do. Roll over! Jump! Go through the fiery hoop! Good dog. Bad

>

> dog. Sit! Heel! Eat this! Don't eat that! I can't take it anymore. It's

> no fun being a dog. I hate it. I wish I'd never been born!

>

> The man interrupted the dog and told him with a sense of outrage,

> " All I asked you to do was fetch! "

>

> The dog answered back with surprise, " Ohhhhh! I thought you said

> 'kvetch.' "

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>

>

> we'll be seeing you soon!

>

> erika

> 5'2 " , 281.5#, bmi 52

> surgery date 7.30.01, or as soon as i'm called.

> dr. herron

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