Gas

[Guest guest]

With all the talk of gas and the smells....I had to share this.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

" Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me

too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of

fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your

office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and

are silent.

" The doctor says, " I see, take these pills and come back to see me

next week. "

The next week the lady comes back. " Doctor, " she says, " I don't know

what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still

silent...stink terribly. "

The doctor says, " Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,

let's work on your hearing. "

Post-op Dr K 2/6/01

Start wt 321

Now 274