Re: OT: Products we would like manufactured

[Guest guest]

Those are good, but where is Mom's list??????

> My boys and I were discussing possible enzyme products we would

like

> vendors to consider making.

>

> 's list:

> 1. Fly-zyme....helps you fly on a broomstick like Harry Potter

> 2. Chore-zyme....makes your jobs dissolve before your very eyes

> 3. Smart-zyme...you take it before a test so you don't have to

study

>

> Jordan's list:

> 1. Forget-zyme...makes Mom forget she told you to do a job

> 2. Tyme-zyme...makes Mom forget how long you have been playing

> Nintendo

> 3. Shrink-zyme...makes your older brother littler than you

>

> Dad's list:

> 1. Donut-zyme...donuts dissolve into nothing in your stomach so you

> can eat all you want and not get sick or fat

> 2. Fund-zyme...catalyzes the reaction of money entering your bank

> account

>

> .

[Guest guest]

--I need stress-zyme to help my high level of stress go away. I would

also buy the chore-zyme as my house is a sty, and lastly hamper-zyme

....makes people in your household put dirty laundry into the hamper

without them even knowing it....EVERY TIME!

Patti

- In @y..., " jornmatt " <kjorn@t...> wrote:

> My boys and I were discussing possible enzyme products we would like

> vendors to consider making.

>

> 's list:

> 1. Fly-zyme....helps you fly on a broomstick like Harry Potter

> 2. Chore-zyme....makes your jobs dissolve before your very eyes

> 3. Smart-zyme...you take it before a test so you don't have to study

>

> Jordan's list:

> 1. Forget-zyme...makes Mom forget she told you to do a job

> 2. Tyme-zyme...makes Mom forget how long you have been playing

> Nintendo

> 3. Shrink-zyme...makes your older brother littler than you

>

> Dad's list:

> 1. Donut-zyme...donuts dissolve into nothing in your stomach so you

> can eat all you want and not get sick or fat

> 2. Fund-zyme...catalyzes the reaction of money entering your bank

> account

>

> .

[Guest guest]

Could I add to this:

Whine-Zyme.....For obvious reasons, this product would have universal appeal.

I, for one, am willing to be the first one to begin bankrolling the geius who

develops this one. Dr. Houston, do you see dollar signs when you think of the

possibilities here?

Amber, who hears the roar of a mighty " Cha-Ching, Cha-Ching " from parents all

over the world.

[Guest guest]

As Gail procrastinates in starting her housework:

1. Crime-Zyme: brainwashes ne'er-do-wells into model citizens.

2. Rhyme-Zyme: brain-cleanser after reading naughty limericks.

3. Mime-Zyme: to quote a classic " Second City " sketch: " Nobody

likes mimes; they're dippy! "

Gail (mum to Alice and Philippa -- who is having a sleepover tonight,

God help me...)

> My boys and I were discussing possible enzyme products we would

like

> vendors to consider making.

>

> 's list:

> 1. Fly-zyme....helps you fly on a broomstick like Harry Potter

> 2. Chore-zyme....makes your jobs dissolve before your very eyes

> 3. Smart-zyme...you take it before a test so you don't have to

study

>

> Jordan's list:

> 1. Forget-zyme...makes Mom forget she told you to do a job

> 2. Tyme-zyme...makes Mom forget how long you have been playing

> Nintendo

> 3. Shrink-zyme...makes your older brother littler than you

>

> .

[Guest guest]

Why are these " zyme " ? I thought enzymes were " ase " ?

My votes --

1. Life-ase -- so I can get a life [today's hot stock tip -- buy

stock in any company who will supply this one LOL].

2. Work-ase -- so all this work that keeps piling up on my will be

quickly and efficiently and accurately completed while I sleep.

3. Sleep-ase -- self-explanatory.

4. -ase -- because is royally messing up on me and a few

other people, and I will try to post someone's question who is

currently unable to post on this forum.

5. Netscape-ase -- because my netscape keeps hanging on me, causing

me to lose work, so I have to type everything in Word first and then

transfer it, plus I keep having to reboot my computer, so this weekend

I think I will re-install it and see if that helps, see #2 above, more

work-ase for me.

Dana