Guest guest Posted May 7, 2001 Report Share Posted May 7, 2001 Thought everyone would get a giggle out of this (gobo please send it off to for me too and give her my love. Thanks.), Angel THE TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO 10.Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9.Directions to your Doctor's office include, " take a left when you enter the trailer park. " 8.Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle. 7.Only proctologist in the plan is " Gus " from Roto-Rooter. 6.Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is " an apple a day " 5.Your " primary care physician " is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4. " Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges " is not a typo. 3.The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 2.With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different colors with little " M's " on them. 1.You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape. I thought these were maybe just a little too close to true in my case!! And I promise to take that comment back if my HMO will approve the DS surgery for me. hehehe Have a great day folks! Angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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