Guest guest Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 - that was great thanks for the laugh MATT --- topdat@...> wrote: > > > > > During the meal, his Mother couldn't help > noticing how beautiful 's roommate > was. She had long been suspicious of a > relationship between and his roommate. > > > > Over the course of the evening, while watching > the two interact, she started to wonder if there > was more between and the roommate than > meets the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, > volunteered, " I know what you must be thinking, > but I assure you, and I are just roommates. " > > > > About a week later, came to and said, > " Ever since your Mother came to dinner, I can't find > the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose > your Mom took it, do you? " and said, " Well, I > doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be > sure. " > > > > wrote: > " Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take the > gravy ladle from my house and > I'm not saying you did not take the gravy > ladle but the fact remains that one > has been missing ever since you were > here for dinner. Love, . " > > > > Several days later, received a letter from his > mother. > > 's Mother wrote: > " Dear Son, I'm not saying that you " do " > sleep with , and I'm not saying that > you " do not " sleep with but the > fact remains that if she were sleeping > in her own bed, she would have found > the gravy ladle by now, Love Mom. " > > Have A Fun Day > Keep Up With Your Gravy Ladle > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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