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The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a

new

truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip

through

traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but

everything she

seemed to

like was way out of their price range.

" Look ! " she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4

seconds or

less. And my

birthday is coming up. You could surprise me. "

So for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services are pending.

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