For the stupid people

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In Honor of Stupid People . . .

>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through

>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

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>On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

>(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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>On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details

>inside.

>(the shoplifter special?)

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>On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

>(and that would be???....)

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>On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

>(but, it's just a suggestion.)

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>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside

>down."

>(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

>(...and you thought????...)

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>On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

>(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate

>machinery after taking this medication."

>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could

>just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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>On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

>(...I'm taking this because???....)

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>On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

>(as opposed to what?)

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>On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

>(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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>On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

>(talk about a news flash)

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>On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat

>nuts."

>(Step 3: say what?)

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>On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable

>you to fly."

>(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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>On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or

>genitals."

>(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the

>stupidity

>and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even

>chuckle)...

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>****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****

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