Guest guest Posted April 16, 2001 Report Share Posted April 16, 2001 hi all. all this talk about navels reminds me of the guy who was born with a little golden screw in his navel. Children teased him when they saw it and he was very sad. He went through life searching the world over for the meaning of the little golden screw. Then, one night, a leprechaun scampered across his yard in the moonlight. He caught it! The leprechaun promised him one wish if he'd let him go. " Tell me why I have this golden screw in my navel " he asked. The leprachaun directed him to wait until the next full moon, and then to climb to the top of Mount FooFoo. There he would find his answer. So, on the next full moon, he climbed clear to the top of Mount FooFoo. In the darkness, he waited. Finally, the moon shot a moonbeam down and along the moonbeam slipped a little pixie with a golden screwdriver. At last! he told himself. He carefully laid down on the ground and the pixie approached. With gestures, the pixie asked if he'd like the screw removed. Eagerly, he nodded his head. The pixie looked at him as if to say, " are you sure? " " Come on! " he begged. " I've waited my whole life for this! " Slowly, the pixie used the little golden screwdriver and removed the little golden screw. Then, she took the screw and the screwdriver and slipped away on the moonbeam. Ecstatic, the man leaped up! And his butt fell off. ===== Becki, near Portland, OR BMI 50-ish, age 42 pre-op DS. hoping to get approval through Aetna Traditional Choice Consulted with Dr. on 3-13-01 psych ok, nutrition ok, now on to insurance!!! beckeye_58@... __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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