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Cat in the Hat on aging

Just in case you weren't feeling "too" old today, this will certainly change things. The people who started university this year across the nation were born in 1987. Star Wars is older than them. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. They have always had an answering machine They cannot fathom not having a remote control. They have always had CD's, never records. Ray has been on Channel 9 their entire life. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even was. Mc's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate J

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