Guest guest Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Hello all! I just wanted to stop by, catch up and say HI. I'm still hanging in there. Take care Walt,on Whidbey NSIP,UIP,PF 06 Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? ____________________________________ Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? ____________________________________ Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? ____________________________________ Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’? ____________________________________ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ____________________________________ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ____________________________________ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ____________________________________ Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? ____________________________________ Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ____________________________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ____________________________________ Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? ____________________________________ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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