Guest guest Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Geeta that is funny. thanks for the chuckles this AM. Love & Prayers, PeggyFlorida, IPF/UIP 2004"I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." If you don't laugh at this one, you're notbreathing. A firefighter was working on the engine outside thestation, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a littlered wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and agarden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagonwas being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefightersaid with admiration. 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to herdog's collar and to the cat's testicles.... 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'Idon't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if youwere to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I thinkyou could go faster.' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You'reprobably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Well Geeta... this one gave me a coughing fit but it's worth it! My husband Rich is a clown first class, and I can't wait to show this to him. I'm glad to know I'm still breathin'. MamaSher; 70, IPF 3-06, OR. NasturtiumsDon't fret about tomorrow, God is already there! laugh a little If you don't laugh at this one, you're notbreathing. A firefighter was working on the engine outside thestation, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a littlered wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and agarden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagonwas being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefightersaid with admiration. 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to herdog's collar and to the cat's testicles.... 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'Idon't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if youwere to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I thinkyou could go faster.' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You'reprobably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Well Geeta... this one gave me a coughing fit but it's worth it! My husband Rich is a clown first class, and I can't wait to show this to him. I'm glad to know I'm still breathin'. MamaSher; 70, IPF 3-06, OR. NasturtiumsDon't fret about tomorrow, God is already there! laugh a little If you don't laugh at this one, you're notbreathing. A firefighter was working on the engine outside thestation, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a littlered wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and agarden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagonwas being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefightersaid with admiration. 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to herdog's collar and to the cat's testicles.... 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'Idon't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if youwere to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I thinkyou could go faster.' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You'reprobably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Ooooooh AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah GEEEEEEEEEEEETA..... that is so BAD... but sooooooo FUNNY! SGIO> > > > > > If you don't laugh at this one, you're not> breathing.> > A firefighter was working on the engine outside the> station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little> red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon> was being pulled by her dog and her cat.> The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter> said with admiration.> 'Thanks,' the girl replied.> The firefighter looked a little closer.> The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her> dog's collar and to the cat's testicles....> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think> you could go faster.'> > The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're> probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Ooooooh AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah GEEEEEEEEEEEETA..... that is so BAD... but sooooooo FUNNY! SGIO> > > > > > If you don't laugh at this one, you're not> breathing.> > A firefighter was working on the engine outside the> station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little> red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon> was being pulled by her dog and her cat.> The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter> said with admiration.> 'Thanks,' the girl replied.> The firefighter looked a little closer.> The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her> dog's collar and to the cat's testicles....> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think> you could go faster.'> > The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're> probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 LOL....thank you...i got a big laugh outta that one! Theresa>> > > > > If you don't laugh at this one, you're not> breathing. > > A firefighter was working on the engine outside the> station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little> red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. > The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon> was being pulled by her dog and her cat. > The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter> said with admiration. > 'Thanks,' the girl replied. > The firefighter looked a little closer. > The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her> dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.... > 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think> you could go faster.' > > The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're> probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 LOL....thank you...i got a big laugh outta that one! Theresa>> > > > > If you don't laugh at this one, you're not> breathing. > > A firefighter was working on the engine outside the> station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little> red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. > The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon> was being pulled by her dog and her cat. > The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter> said with admiration. > 'Thanks,' the girl replied. > The firefighter looked a little closer. > The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her> dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.... > 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think> you could go faster.' > > The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're> probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 LOL....thank you...i got a big laugh outta that one! Theresa>> > > > > If you don't laugh at this one, you're not> breathing. > > A firefighter was working on the engine outside the> station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little> red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. > The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon> was being pulled by her dog and her cat. > The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter> said with admiration. > 'Thanks,' the girl replied. > The firefighter looked a little closer. > The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her> dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.... > 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think> you could go faster.' > > The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're> probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 LOL....thank you...i got a big laugh outta that one! Theresa>> > > > > If you don't laugh at this one, you're not> breathing. > > A firefighter was working on the engine outside the> station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little> red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. > The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon> was being pulled by her dog and her cat. > The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter> said with admiration. > 'Thanks,' the girl replied. > The firefighter looked a little closer. > The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her> dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.... > 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think> you could go faster.' > > The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're> probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Oh but Geeta you did.. you really DID.....Guiltily mind you, as I said, it WAS totally DREADFUL as well.. don't let any kids see that one! Cheers, SGIO > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > If you don't laugh at this one, you're not> > > breathing.> > >> > > A firefighter was working on the engine outside the> > > station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little> > > red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a> > > garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.> > > The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon> > > was being pulled by her dog and her cat.> > > The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.> > > 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter> > > said with admiration.> > > 'Thanks,' the girl replied.> > > The firefighter looked a little closer.> > > The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her> > > dog's collar and to the cat's testicles....> > > 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I> > > don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you> > > were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think> > > you could go faster.'> > >> > > The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're> > > probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'> > >> >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Geeta you made me laugh thanks Pink Joyce IPF 3/06 Pennsylvania Donate Life Listed 1/09 inactive 4/09 www.transplantfund.org--- Subject: laugh a littleTo: breathe-support Date: Friday, April 17, 2009, 1:20 AM If you don't laugh at this one, you're notbreathing. A firefighter was working on the engine outside thestation, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a littlered wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and agarden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter' s helmet. The wagonwas being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefightersaid with admiration. 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to herdog's collar and to the cat's testicles... . 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'Idon't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if youwere to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I thinkyou could go faster.' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You'reprobably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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