Big Brother - tee hee!

[Guest guest]

For all you big brother addicts, I was sent this by a chum, and though it was

rather a giggle!

Helen - Thick as a whale buttie............

" God!! There are 9 of us in here.....!!! It does not seem to be as many as at

the start!!!... " - Helen

" I dreamed last night when I was asleep... " - Helen

" There's less people in the house than we started with " - Helen

" Do I look chubby, I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have lots of pictures

taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday " . - Helen

" The problem is you're so similar - but in different ways. " - Amma

" I was nervous and I'm never nervous " -

" If there were less people in here it would be less crowded. " - Dean

" You do have 5 fingers don't you? " - Helen

" I think I'm the only Welsh person in here " - Helen

On her G.C.S.E's: " God.!! How come you lot have got loads and I have only got 2 "

- Helen

" I probably sound Welsh on the telly " - Helen

Dean playing " The Look of Love " with Amma singing along, Helen : " Is that one of

your songs, Dean? "

" I love blinking, I do! " - Helen

" It would have to be - like - half a trained dog " - Amma

" What is a Liberal Democrat? " - Helen

" Is the jelly cooked " - Helen

" This is big brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You have 2 minutes

to get dressed... " Helen: " dressed? what as in clothes? "

" Yeah, you know Jack s... he does all the magic stuff! " - Helen

Bubble was balancing the 3 juggling balls on 's head as he was reading a

book on the sofa and Helen said: " that's fantastic that is, does he know? "

Helen, the first one in the hot tub- (Sun behind clouds, cold outside) " It's

just like being in Spain! "

" What does insanity MEAN??? " - Helen

: " What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25? " Helen: " Actually, I'm only 23 "

Stuart: " What's Deans greatest fear? " Bubble: " Going insane " Helen: " No it

isn't, its insanity he's scared of "

" Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers " - Helen

" I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the same size " -

Helen

" I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I teach dancing

because they might think I'm being big headed " . - Helen

Josh: " I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered. " Helen:

" Covered in what? "

Dean told the group how fans had stalked members of his band. Helen seemed

shocked. " I've never been stalked. It doesn't happen in Wales, "

" ... They're self-indulged with themselves... " - Helen

" I fancy cheese on toast " A while later... " I fancy something to eat but I'm

not sure what I fancy " - Helen

" What's in kidney beans? " - Helen

(when Helen was cutting 's hair) Helen: " I don't think any camera ison me

right now " : " yeah except for the one right in front of us! "

Helen: " Oh yeah " " Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo? "

to Helen, " Did you make any mistakes cutting people's hair? " Helen, " When

I was training, I cut someone's necklace off " .

Helen to Dean, " Can you play the Vengaboy's are coming? " Dean, " No " .

" How much Chicken is there in Chick Peas? " - Helen "

Tee hee

Joanne King

SAHM to Ethan - HB 29.06.00

Minute Secretary Colchester & District