today funny Kitchen Wisdom

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Subject: Kitchen Wisdom

Kitchen

Wisdom

Stuff a

miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice

cream drips.

Just

suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete s sake! You

are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!

To keep

potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Buy

Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

When a cake recipe calls for flouring

the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't

be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Go to

the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

If you

accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a

peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant '

fix-me-up. '

If you

over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite

with me the real woman's motto: ' I made it, you will eat it and I

don't care how bad it tastes! '

Wrap

celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will

keep for weeks.

Celery?

Never heard of it!

Brush

some beaten egg white over pie

crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

The Mrs.

frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I

don't.

Cure

for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your

forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Take a

lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go

away!

If you

have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They

give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Go ask

that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Don't throw out all that leftover

wine. Freeze into ice cubes

for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Leftover

wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!

Lastly,

if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5

minutes your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really....

It’s true! Have I ever lied to you?

.

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Subject: today funny Kitchen WisdomTo: "pulumonary Fibrosis" <breathe-support >Date: Monday, March 30, 2009, 9:20 PM

P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 9 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 60REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

Subject: Kitchen Wisdom

Kitchen Wisdom Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway! To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the

outside of the cake. Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you! If you

accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant ' fix-me-up. 'If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: ' I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes! 'Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. Celery? Never heard of it!Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.The Mrs. frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go

away! If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for

you.Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.Leftover wine???????????

HELLO!!!!!!!Lastly, if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really.... It’s true! Have I ever lied to you? .