Guest guest Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 >Walt, you bring some great things to this board......I look forward to the chuckle every time........thanks!!! tAKE CARE, KATHY.....FL PF.....4/07 Wtg for the " call " > Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. " Sixty is the worst age to be, " said the 60-year-old. " You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out! " > " Ah, that's nothin', " said the 70-year-old. " When you're seventy, you can't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out! " > " Actually, " said the 80-year-old, " Eighty is the worst age of all. " > " Do you have trouble peeing, too? " asked the 60-year-old. " No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all. " > " Do you have trouble having a bowel movement? " " No, I have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30. " With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, " Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about being 80? " > " ...I don't wake up until 7:00. " > > >  > Walt on Whidbey IPF,Nsip.Uip. 06 > > > > Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, " I will try again tomorrow.†> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 >Walt, you bring some great things to this board......I look forward to the chuckle every time........thanks!!! tAKE CARE, KATHY.....FL PF.....4/07 Wtg for the " call " > Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. " Sixty is the worst age to be, " said the 60-year-old. " You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out! " > " Ah, that's nothin', " said the 70-year-old. " When you're seventy, you can't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out! " > " Actually, " said the 80-year-old, " Eighty is the worst age of all. " > " Do you have trouble peeing, too? " asked the 60-year-old. " No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all. " > " Do you have trouble having a bowel movement? " " No, I have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30. " With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, " Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about being 80? " > " ...I don't wake up until 7:00. " > > >  > Walt on Whidbey IPF,Nsip.Uip. 06 > > > > Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, " I will try again tomorrow.†> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Thanks for the funnies Pink Joyce (IPF 3/06) IFA 5/09 Pennsylvania Donate Life Listed 1/09 Inactive 4/09 www.transplantfund.org--- Subject: Getting OldTo: "Lung" <Breathe-Support >Date: Friday, May 29, 2009, 12:03 PM Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year-old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all." "Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" "No, I have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30." With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about being 80?" "...I don't wake up until 7:00." Walt on Whidbey IPF,Nsip.Uip. 06 Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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