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Hey

Thanks. Sorry about your long day, I hate them but your right about tomorrow. Have a wonderful weekend

Walt on Whidbey IPF,Nsip.Uip. 06

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.â€

Subject: Re: Have a good weekendTo: Breathe-Support Date: Friday, June 5, 2009, 1:28 PM

Hi Walt, Thanks for the chuckle. It came at a perfect time. Having a bit of a lousy day. But, tomorow will be better!Nan 49, MASSlist started in '82PF '08Asthma '08>> Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe. > "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer. > Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the . . ." > "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?"

> Farmer Joe continued, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road . . ." > The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman that he was just fine. Now, several months after the accident, he is suing my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." > But the judge was interested in Farmer Joe's story and said to the lawyer, I'd like to hear what he has to say about his mule, Bessie. > Joe thanked the judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. > "I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to

move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. > "Shortly after the accident, a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. > "He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?'" > > > > > Walt on Whidbey IPF,Nsip.Uip. 06 > > > > Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.â€>

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