Guest guest Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant . How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Fadder O'Malley at St Brigid's. Dere's a jackass lyin dead on me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of da matter?" Sergeant , considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." Love & Prayers, PeggyFlorida, IPF/UIP 2004"I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Walt I just forwarded this to about a million people....it's hilarious. Thanks!! Beth Moderator Fibrotic NSIP 06/06 Dermatomyositis 11/08 To: Lung <Breathe-Support >Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2009 11:42:07 AMSubject: FUNNY .. Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom.I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"And the other person says:"So what are you up to?"What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question."Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No..I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions Cell phones, don't you just love them. Walt, Whidbey PF,NSIP,UIP DX 06 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Walt I just forwarded this to about a million people....it's hilarious. Thanks!! Beth Moderator Fibrotic NSIP 06/06 Dermatomyositis 11/08 To: Lung <Breathe-Support >Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2009 11:42:07 AMSubject: FUNNY .. Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom.I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"And the other person says:"So what are you up to?"What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question."Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No..I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions Cell phones, don't you just love them. Walt, Whidbey PF,NSIP,UIP DX 06 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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