Guest guest Posted June 19, 2001 Report Share Posted June 19, 2001 > Vaudin wrote: > >> *loud raspberry* >> 14/08/99 " Why use words when throwing yourself on the floor >> or sticking your hand up your mother's top conveys all anyone needs >> to know? " > >Well that's a bit more subtle than Kitty (22/7/99) who shouts 'BOOBIES >LICIOUS' and 'BOOBIES PLEASE' at the top of her voice in the middle of >crowds! > > >http://www.foxstitch.co.uk/ Flat learning curve Vaudin has not yet twigged that if he *says* " Suckle " (which he can) he *always* gets. I'm a sucker for 'suckle'! :-) On the subject of subtlety, I was with DS1 for a nursery induction session (lovely nursery class, unfortunately the current teacher is leaving.) and he was holding a stencil to his face and jabbing at it with a pencil for a while - eventually I realised he was trying to recreate face painting. A girl sitting next to me said something about how you could use those pencils for it, so I waffled sagely on about how it was best to have special pencils and how the wrong thing could bring you out in spots and she said " You've got lots of spots - is that what you did? " Oh and for Ruthie, it's started here too - you are not the only one whose son commandeers your laptop to watch DVDs (I bet Yeshaya wasn't watching The Snowman/Father Christmas though) -- jennifer@... Vaudin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 19, 2001 Report Share Posted June 19, 2001 Oh and for Ruthie, it's started here too - you are not the only one > whose son commandeers your laptop to watch DVDs (I bet Yeshaya wasn't > watching The Snowman/Father Christmas though) > -- > > jennifer@v... > Vaudin No, true, he was watching The Sixth Day, cert 15. I have quite a collection of dvds, and I make sure I never buy any higher than a cert 15. Mind you he got into *horrendous* trouble a few months ago, for renting out my collection of dvds at school! Renting cert 15's to 13 yr olds was considered a crime equalled only by drug trafficking, in the headmaster's (a Rabbi) eyes. Secretly I thought it quite enterprising of him, and he made loads of money, but I had to pretend to be outraged, and I was hugely humiliated when we were hauled into school for the telling off, and the list of dvds were read out, including " The Spy who shagged me " which, in an orthodox Jewish school was a bit..er...inappropriate! Ruthie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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