Only sending this b/c it's sooo slow here today

[Guest guest]

(selections from) Signs you went Nuts on Thanksgiving

- Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of

the EZ-Boy.

- You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning

jog Friday.

- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only

yielded gravy.

- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel

burn.

- Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete

this.

Have an enjoyable and safe weekend, Fay

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