Guest guest Posted August 22, 2001 Report Share Posted August 22, 2001 LOL!!!! Maybe I don't feel quite so old then ) Ruthie > The following were posted by a bloke on another list - I think > most apply to me in my preg state!!! > Caroline > > OLD IS WHEN... > > " OLD " IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and > make love, " and > you answer, " Honey, I can't do both! " > > " OLD " IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new > alligator shoes > and you're barefoot. > > " OLD " IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your > pacemaker opens > the garage door. > > " OLD " IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of > your face. > > " OLD " IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just > as long as you > don't have to go along. > > " OLD " IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor > instead of by > the police. > > " OLD " IS WHEN..... " Getting a little action " means I don't need to > take any > fiber today. > > " OLD " IS WHEN..... " Getting lucky " means you find your car in the > parking lot. > > " OLD " IS WHEN..... An " all nighter " means not getting up to pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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