Re: Fwd: Fw: To all my Dog Loving Friends/Family...enjoy

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Very fun! I loves my pooches!

Barbara McD

IPF, Sept 08

Beautiful Western NC

Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Galatians 6:9

To: mike milbach Sent: Saturday, February 28, 2009 5:00:55 PMSubject: Fwd: Fw: To all my Dog Loving Friends/Family...enjoy

Subject: Fw: To all my Dog Loving Friends/Family...enjoy

TO: GODFROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,but seldom, if ever, smell one another?Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?Or is it still the same old story?Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around?We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to renamethe 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest andno human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions,hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,electromagnetic energy fields, and

Frisbee flight paths.What do humans understand?Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?If there are, will I have to apologize?_________________________________Dear God: Let me give you a listof just some of the thingsI must remember to be a good Dog.1. I will not eat the cats' foodbefore they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,just because I like the way they smell.3. The Litter Box is not a

cookie jar.4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.6. I will not play tug-of-war withDad's underwear when he's on the toilet.7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotchis an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight upwhen I'm under the coffee table.9. I must shake the rainwater out of my furbefore entering the house - not after.10. I will not come in from outsideand immediately drag my butt.11. I will not sit in the middle of theliving room and lick my crotch.12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so whenI play with him and he makes that noise,it's usually not a good thing.P.S. Dear God:When I get to Heavenmay I have my testicles back?'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.'

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