JOKES..... Wisdom for the Kitchen

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WISDOM for the KITCHEN

If a messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,

this kitchen is delirious!

My next house will have no kitchen...

just vending machines!

If we are what we eat...

Then I'm easy, fast, and cheap!

A husband is someone who takes out the trash

then acts like he just cleaned the whole house.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes!

Countless numbers of people

have eaten in this kitchen

and gone on to lead normal lives!

A balanced diet is an equally-sized piece of cake in each hand.

Help keep the kitchen clean...

Eat out more often!

And remember... Housework done properly can kill you!