HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET

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Today's chuckleHOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 workboots. 2. Place them on the porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo and several NRAmagazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Big Jim, Duke, Bubba and Slim,I had to go out to pick up more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess withthe pit bulls -- they got the mailman this morning and messed him up realbad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from allthe blood.'P S -' I locked all of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.' INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!! Redneck Security Company<http://geo.yahoo.

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Caro...this is really cute! If we were not in an upstairs apt I'd darn well do this! Love it.

MamaSher; 70, IPF 3-06, OR. NasturtiumsDon't fret about tomorrow, God is already there!

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET

Today's chuckleHOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 workboots. 2. Place them on the porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo and several NRAmagazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Big Jim, Duke, Bubba and Slim,I had to go out to pick up more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess withthe pit bulls -- they got the mailman this morning and messed him up realbad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from allthe blood.'P S -' I locked all of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.' INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!! Redneck Security Company<http://geo.yahoo. com/serv? s=97476590/ grpId=23262909/ grpspId=17060344 29/msgId=5822/stime= 1238246229>

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Caro...this is really cute! If we were not in an upstairs apt I'd darn well do this! Love it.

MamaSher; 70, IPF 3-06, OR. NasturtiumsDon't fret about tomorrow, God is already there!

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET

Today's chuckleHOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 workboots. 2. Place them on the porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo and several NRAmagazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Big Jim, Duke, Bubba and Slim,I had to go out to pick up more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess withthe pit bulls -- they got the mailman this morning and messed him up realbad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from allthe blood.'P S -' I locked all of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.' INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!! Redneck Security Company<http://geo.yahoo. com/serv? s=97476590/ grpId=23262909/ grpspId=17060344 29/msgId=5822/stime= 1238246229>